The K(T)ing is dead, long live the K(T)ing!

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Re: The K(T)ing is dead, long live the K(T)ing!

Postby Scorps » Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:11 pm

Howdy Y'all,

:shock: ??????????? So Scorps has become a Dad in the last 2 weeks?


Even though I am a newly single man, I don't THINK it is possible that this has happened.... Let's hope for everyone else's sake.

On that note, If there are any hot 40-45yr old single women who want a toy boy, willing lavish me with Fantic and KT parts (and possibly fishing gear), in return for good wit and occasional sexual favours, please get in contact via this board.

Cheers,
You friendly Neighbourhood KawiMan,
Scorps


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Re: The K(T)ing is dead, long live the K(T)ing!

Postby ianrogers » Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:36 am

Hey Bennie boy, I was just discussing that very point with your mother and father over the weekend and I indicated to them that you wouldn't be a bad catch and now I, like you, am single again we should get together for a latte next time you are home. I'm not gay but with all your toys and mining industry income, not to mention long periods away from home, you could be quite the catch and worth considering turning for. :wink: Pity you are no Rembrant. :?


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Re: The K(T)ing is dead, long live the K(T)ing!

Postby Scorps » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:53 am

Howdy Y'all,

Ian, I am very flattered, but you know full well that you wouldn't be seen canoodling with one of those "yellow breasted twinshock warblers"...

Plus, you don't own a boat, so I'll have to pass...

Cheers,
Your friendly Heterosexual KawiMan,
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Re: The K(T)ing is dead, long live the K(T)ing!

Postby ianrogers » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:21 pm

Fair comment, I didn't think of that. As much as I don't take rejection very well I've just given myself an uppercut and started flicking through my old Playboy collection to give myself a sexual preference readjustment. Thanks.


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